To InFUNity & Beyond...

So Isaac's first science project was due Monday. Isaac had a lot of fun putting it together & coming up with ideas of constantly how to make it better. It all began with just paint and a few styrofoam balls...

Saturn was painted...

The rocky surface of Mars came next...

And then HE separated the Earth into the land & the seas...

He continued to paint the planets & then moved on to painting the Starry Night (maybe the next van Gogh).

Every lady needs a ring... even Saturn.

Here is my own Isaac (Newton) working with physics & gravity getting the planets to take place in space...

And on this day Isaac said, "Let there be light!"

In the end, it was not only big, 3-d, colorful... but also was fully lit with working lights (both battery & electric). As the great Tim the Tool Man Taylor (Home Improvement) once said, "More Power, Arh Arh Arh!!!"

I'm Not Ready For This Yet...

While driving down San Marco Boulevard with my 9-year old...

Him: "Oh wow, they are finally opened!"

*Looking at the lime green & yellow neon-light "Golden Nugget" sign*

Me: "What's finally open??!!"

*In shock*

Him: "The Golden Nugget."

Him: "I've seen opening soon signs."

Me: "And what exactally is the Golden Nugget???!!!"

*Still in shock*

Him: "Umm.."

*Looks again at the sign"

Him: "A club"

Me: "What kind of club?"

*raising my eyebrow*

Him: "Umm.."

*Looks at the sign again*

Him: "A gentleman's club?!"

Me: "What's a gentleman's club?"

Him: "Where they play poker?"

Me: "Uh no... Remember the World's Guiness Record book where they have the World's Oldest Male Stripper?"

Him: "Yes.."

Me: "And what's a stripper?"

Him: "Someone who dances nasty."

Me: "YES! VERY NASTY!"

Him: "So there are men dancing nasty in there?"

Me: "No, there are women dancing nasty in there for men."

Him: "Gross... so are there clubs where men dance nasty?"

Me: "I don't know, we'll have to ask Tiff."

*Giggles*

Me: "So why did you get all excited when you saw the sign?"

Him: "Well, you know how Burger King has the word BURGER in the title?"

Him: "I thought it was a chicken nugget place... golden fried chicken nuggets!"

Him: "You know, a nugget parlor."

*Me thinking... wtf is a nugget parlor?*

*Me thinking more... & where the heck did he get the word "parlor" from?*